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	<title>The Paraplanner &#187; Humour</title>
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		<title>I didn&#8217;t mean that!</title>
		<link>http://www.theparaplanner.com/2008/08/20/i-didnt-mean-that/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 19:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Allum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes what you write down just doesn&#8217;t read as you intended!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Sometimes what you write down just doesn&#8217;t read as you intended!</p>
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		<title>The most annoying paraplanner in the world!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 14:40:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Allum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The latest instalment from one of my favourite blogs sharing life down under with TMAPITW.  Click here, laugh, cry, nod your head in the way you do when realising that this is your office and enjoy!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>The latest instalment from one of my favourite blogs sharing life down under with TMAPITW.  <a href="http://bainosbanter.blogspot.com/2008/08/you-are-my-joy.html" target="_blank" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/bainosbanter.blogspot.com');">Click here</a>, laugh, cry, nod your head in the way you do when realising that this is your office and enjoy!</p>
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		<title>How does the stock market work?</title>
		<link>http://www.theparaplanner.com/2008/02/05/how-does-the-stock-market-work/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Richard Allum</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.  The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.  The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them.</p>
<p>The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.</p>
<p>Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!</p>
<p>The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. &#8220;Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.&#8221;</p>
<p>The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.</p>
<p>Then they never saw the man nor his assistant ever again, only monkeys<br />
everywhere!</p>
<p>Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.</p>
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