Hello, fancy a cheap simple mobile tariff?

How about:
4p per text
8p per minute any UK number - landline or mobile - day or night - peak or off peak (some 0845 nos are 35p pm)
Vodafone Network
Best Buy PAYG Mobile provider 2010 (according to the text they just sent me)
http://www.asdamobile.com/compare_tariffs.html

ASDA gave me 5 new PAYG SIM Packs the other day and I offer them free to my brothers and sisters of this site. I have no affiliation with ASDA and I do not get anything if you take the SIM pack (although I did ask!) I just think its a cracking deal but no-one I know seems to want one. They dont do bundles and packages they just offer a simple price plan as above - easy for the confused mobile phone owner.

You will need an unblocked mobile phone and once set up you can transfer your current mobile phone number to ASDA - I did.

Please let me know if you want one, first come first served.

If I have one, when can I expect to receive my suitability letter from you outlining the reasons why I should have chosen ASDA?

And, if I feel in the future, that whilst at the time it seemed a good deal when I signed up, I felt I was mis-sold. Who can I complain to (FSA? Fone Servicing Authority?) to get my money back on the decision I made?

Peter!!!!

Execution-Only mate. I will send you a disclaimer in place of an SR.

Unless of course you want me to send you a questionnaire, terms of business, keyfacts, which I would like returned with your current passport and driving licence.

Have you ever tried applying the strictures we go through to any other type of purchase?

Despite me not paying you directly, and you not working directly for ASDA, I still fell like you are going to run off with all my life savings on the strength of one SIM card.

In any case, I have spoken to my bank and they say that I can get free advice from them as no commission is paid to the little people that sit in those 6' x 6' glass boxes in the branch whatsoever – and good sir, and, they have catchy adverts mimicking a radio station – ISA, ISA, Baby. Oooops!! – I’ve just stabbed myself in the eye with a fork again.